My mom-in-law and I have a love / hate relationship (chuckle).
A couple of months ago my mother-in-law and I were having a conversation and she said, "You never do anything for me." ( actually, I really do )
And I said, "You know what? I'll be your pall bearer."
She didn't talk to me for a month..
Just the other day I got home from a messy job and my mother-in-law was at my house.
She pointed at me with a look of disbelief. I said, "I know. I'm filthy."
She said, "Oh my God. You're fat !"
"Wow.", I said. "I can lose weight. But you'll still be old."
Love you rosie !!